moÃ©blob \’mÅ-Ä-ËˆblÃ¤b\ noun, moÃ©blobs
A person, usually a female character, that is considered cute and/or beautiful by many (“moÃ©”), usually men. However, most of the time, they serve no purpose to the overall story and are created solely for the purpose of inducing erections for adolescents going under puberty, horny men, and/or 30-year-old virgins (see: fanservice) and in some instances, lolicons (see: loli). In rare cases, they are guys (see: trap).
Example: Mikuru Asahina from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya is a moÃ©blob.
Not to be confused with moÃ©blob ANIME, which are usually filled with a shitload of win if you’re looking for cute stuff.
Example: Potemayo is a moÃ©blob anime.
trap \’trap\ noun, verb, traps, trapped, trapÂ·ping
1. A boy, whose body structure, face, and voice make up the superficial perception of what the perfect girl should look and sound like. Their purpose is more apparent in adult visual novels, existing solely to make a guy feel horribly owned.
2. Same as above, only people know that said trap is a guy, but just don’t give a crap.
Example: Jun from Happiness! is a trap.
Mikoto from The Otaku Spot is a trap.
Not to be confused with futanari, which isn’t boys that look like girls. Rather, it’s girls that have dicks.
To be trapped means that you have fallen victim to these beautiful men. End result usually includes parents and/or friends walking in on you, witnessing unzipped pants and a dick on your computer screen during the moment of truth.
Synonyms include: bad luck, owned, become an hero, gdammit, oh shi-!, unfunny 4chan meme
Trapping is the same thing as being trapped, only you’re the one causing it.
Synonyms include: “I’m a guy =D <3"
loli \lÅ-ËˆlÄ“\ noun, lolis
It, for some reason, stems from the word “lolita” which means “seductive young girl”, hmmm… /omfgpedoalert
In anime terms, it means a character that’s a cute, little girl (in appearance). Age usually doesn’t matter as long as they’re small and their chest size doesn’t go past one centimeter (usually. Eiken doesn’t count.).
Examples: Louise from Zero no Tsukaima is a loli.
There are no notable loli bloggers.
Not to be confused with a lolli (a sugary substance used to suck on) or lolicon, a sick person who bounds and gags such characters and stuffs them into closets. Or a person that happens to like characters such as these. Hey, I’m no dictionary!
Example: Impz is a lolicon, Konata’s dad from Lucky Star is like a lolicon
fanservice \Ëˆfan-sÉ™r-vÉ™s\ noun, adjective
1. Catering to fans in a multitude of good ways.
2. An apology for coming up with complete crap.
3. An apology for coming up with an anime that’s complete crap, and caters to fans by showing a multitude of big breasts, panty shots, girls kissing, guys kissing, and border-line porn.
Example: Eiken is a crappy fanservice anime.
5. reverse trap
reverse trap \ri-ËˆvÉ™rs-‘trap\ noun
Females that look like males. All guys are hot for them. No exceptions. The opposite of a trap (see: trap).
Example: Mikoto has no examples of a reverse trap.
6. GAR moÃ©
GAR moÃ© \ËˆgÄr-‘mÅ-Ä\ adjective
1. Kamina if he was a girl.
2. A cute and/or beautiful girl that has manly traits that make her a good example of female badassery. The complete opposite of a moÃ©blob (see: moÃ©blob). Female equivalent of GAR (see: GAR).
Kamina from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is GAR moÃ©.
GAR \ËˆgÄr\ adjective
1. Kamina from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. A historical hero that died for our sins.
2. A heroic, manly, confident, determined, and badass male character. This type of character has the traits that would make any straight man gay for him without the need of becoming a trap (see: trap) and aims to inspire you. Not to mention, take you to the skies. Female characters are considered GAR moÃ© (see: GAR moÃ©).
Example: Simon from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is GAR.
Soul from Soul Eater is GAR.
Epic Win Blog is GAR.
GAR GAR Stegosaurus is GAR.
Ah, gimmicks that rake in a fanbase like no tomorrow. I’d say the last two are the most positive gimmicks by far. But hey, that’s just me.
If you like moÃ©blobs and fanservice, all the power to you, I guess!