Dubbies are as simple-minded as subbies

THE SCHOLARS HAVE SPOKEN

Hm, what’s this now? Did I strike a nerve?

I’m not speaking for everyone who prefers Japanese audio in their Japanese media, but this is how I personally feel about dub fanboys. Fanboys, mind you, not fans. That, or people that think Japanese voice preferences are the qualities of lower lifeforms. I like a handful of dubs myself, so I can’t exactly be classified as a dub-hater, either. Just getting it out there before anyone jumps on me for being a fanboy of subs/raws. Truth is, I also can’t stand people who treat Japanese as the only language that deserves to exist either (it’s an awesome language, mind you, but wording it like that’s just going too far).

However, enough dub fanboys have ranted about such people in recent years, and the way they go about it is getting more and more obnoxious as the years go on. Even more obnoxious than the people who treat Japan as the only country worth existing. I feel the need to step in and give my own thoughts on the matter by picking apart common generalizations regarding people who prefer to watch their anime and play Japanese video games in Japanese. Basically, why these people (who act like it’s a cool thing to call people “weaboos” just because they prefer Japanese voices for certain things) are IDIOTS.

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Sword Art Online 12

Aura--I mean Yui ,doesn't die

Aw man, the feels were strong in this episode. which easily makes this the best episode yet for SAO (aside from the first episode). The logic in this episode was pretty crap (the rather careless placement of the GM console within the game, Kirito/Asuna’s supremacy of happiness within a sea of hundreds being added to their plot armor, Kirito’s inhuman programming ability that allowed him to poof a game object within seconds, etc. which are all probably explained in the light novels), but I don’t care.

Yui’s heart is still alive and I’m happy. 😀 Just when I was preparing a rant in my mind about how suspiciously similar Yui is to .hack‘s Aura (with that giant sword of hax and being the ultimate human-like AI that oversees the players of the game), they went and “killed” her off in a spectacular fashion that wrecked the daddy in me.

There was some good sentimentality in this episode – hopefully the next batch of episodes aren’t about the glopfest lovey-dovey marriage between Kirito and Asuna. The high standard that the first episode set kind of makes all the wish-fulfillment appeal extremely obvious in later episodes. I usually don’t mind such things in small doses, but it gets rather obnoxious when it gets shoved down the viewer’s throat all at once. And I like the pairing, which makes it even more annoying because if they don’t tune it down a notch, they’ll ruin it. Seriously, I’d like to learn a little bit more about the character themselves before I see them sleep in the same bed…

Hyouka 21

Kininari... sad?

Episodes centering around Valentine’s Day usually tend to be all flowers and sunshine, maybe even comical. Surprisingly, Hyouka managed to make its Valentine’s Day episode a spiral of emotions. It was particularly jarring to see Chitanda act angry or depressed about anything, at least. Or seeing Satoshi going about something in an extremely dickish and alarming way, despite him being easygoing most of the time. Or seeing the apathetic Houtarou very openly give two shits about something right off the bat.

Looks like they’re trying to end Hyouka off with a character-focused bang before the end of the season and KyoAni’s doing a good job of it.

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Sword Art Online Chapter 16.5 – Two years worth of EXP flowed into Asuna *GLOP GLOP*

So yeah, yesterday’s post about Sword Art Online had me joking about the fact that Asuna was insinuating that they could have sex in SAO when she started stripping in front of Kirito. Because my common sense told me that it was obviously impossible to do so unless they wanted to teabag the whole night. Hours later, I found about that the author of the novels had a bonus chapter on his website…

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Sword Art Online 10: Pimp Master Kirito

Behold the broken skill of the GODS!

The fact that Heathcliff also has an extra skill gives me the impression that everyone else should have them too (how many other unique skills could have possibly been put into the game for 10,000 players, without leading to more than a few useless ones?). When you take that into consideration, at least PvP isn’t as broken as MVP. Kirito showed how broken these skills could be when he raped the boss of the previous episode.

Ah, whatever. The highlight of the episode, to me at least, is the fact that it solidifies Kirito and Asuna’s status as the official couple.

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Hyouka 20 – No awesome thigh scene here

Me on Sundays

Me on Sundays.

Man, Houtarou. It’s pretty obvious that you and Chitanda want it both ways. And it’s especially obvious in this episode, where Chitanda was willing to remove her obi in front of you. Too bad Kyoto Animation didn’t try to top the situation that happened in CLANNAD, where instead of an awkward and hilarious scene between a guy and a girl in her burumas locked in a shed, it’s an awkward and hilarious scene between a guy and a girl exposing her EVERYTHING locked in a shed.

What we expected:

If only it were Tomoyo's thighs

What we got:

Chitanda's kimono vs. Kyou's thighs

Hm… Kininarimasu, indeed.

In retrospect… HNNNNNG KIMONOS. Nothing to complain about. 😛

Ragging on Japan for no reason – not doing the research

7:19

“…What am I saying to these girls? No matter what I choose they always seem to have sex with me.”

-Gamespot

Yeah. Yeah, this guy is a moron.

Joking about Japan’s perverse media is all in good fun. That is, when it applies. When it doesn’t, you just come across as a giant bigot.

Which is exactly what this is.

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