Sword Art Online 10: Pimp Master Kirito

Behold the broken skill of the GODS!

The fact that Heathcliff also has an extra skill gives me the impression that everyone else should have them too (how many other unique skills could have possibly been put into the game for 10,000 players, without leading to more than a few useless ones?). When you take that into consideration, at least PvP isn’t as broken as MVP. Kirito showed how broken these skills could be when he raped the boss of the previous episode.

Ah, whatever. The highlight of the episode, to me at least, is the fact that it solidifies Kirito and Asuna’s status as the official couple.

AND THE FLAG HAS BEEN SUCESSFULLY RAISED

Kirito’s ready to make the shot.

He shoots.

AND HE SCORES!

/a/

/v/

>implying you can have sex in an MMO.

I WANTED THE DICKINGS, BAKA!

BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKA!

Sword Art Online: The video game that promotes healthy teen sex and easier, more intimate ways to cheat on your spouse/significant other.

Kayaba, you would be a lesser evil if it weren’t for the brain frying.

Time to leech off his EXP

“Asuna, marry me.”

God dammit, this kid’s one hell of an MC! In most cases, even an entire season of anime doesn’t free MCs from their indecisiveness when it comes to love. This guy though. He started with the first kiss and went straight to MARRIAGE. All in one episode.

This Kirito guy.

May you leave certain other MCs IN THE DUST.

The perfect marriage

NOW MAKE KIRITO A SANDWICH.

I swear. She’ll be the perfect wife. 😛

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