So yeah, yesterday’s post about Sword Art Online had me joking about the fact that Asuna was insinuating that they could have sex in SAO when she started stripping in front of Kirito. Because my common sense told me that it was obviously impossible to do so unless they wanted to teabag the whole night. Hours later, I found about that the author of the novels had a bonus chapter on his website…
Where Kirito and Asuna have sex in a CERO B video game.
So, lemme get this straight. An MMO developed by a major gaming company implemented a feature in which two players are able to engage in simulated intercourse. A game that was hyped up to an unbelievable level of notoriety before its release and apparently had a CERO rating low enough that minors are allowed to own the game or have it bought by their parents. A game that feels so real, it might as well replace real life.
Welp. 2022. Birth rates in Japan decrease even more. No wonder this whole brain-frying predicament happened in the first place. According to Reki Kawahara, ten years from now Japan’s video game safety checks and censorship becomes so lenient that they become lazy at the same time. Now, my question is, do they still blur out the genitalia in SAO? lololol
GLOP GLOP GLOP
all over silica
(^ Exclusive ecstasy update for Phantasy Star Online 2? WILL IT BE ABLE TO HANDLE SUCH REVOLUTIONARY AND REALISTIC SOUND EFFECTS? HM, THE POSSIBILITIES.)
Looks like I’m going to have to ignore the BS extras that the author put into the web novels if I’m going to take this series at least somewhat seriously.