Lex as in Lex Luthor? Wait, no it’s just that Asian kid.

xxstevenlexx = Steven Lex

Lex = Lex Luthor

Ergo, I am Steven Luthor Lex. Something like that. Unfortunately, my name is Steven Le, so that kind of ruins the whole gag. Some a few none of you may remember me, but I was a shortlived video game reviewer here on The Weaboo Otaku Spot, until I was savagely euthanized by Mikoto.

I am completely aware of that oxymoron, you Grammar Natzees out there. And before you guys spell check me on that…

I am such a space waster. Hopefully my future video game reviews won’t be though, and I’ll be sure to buy an eraser, because crossing stoof stuff out doesn’t exactly look professional.

On a more serious note, you should know some more things about me. I’ve known Mikoto for about 5 years now, and never really shared his fascination with anime, manga, and everything Japanese. But, I love video games, and until recently, Japan has pretty much dominated the video game market without question, which is how I fit in here. And for you people that shun haters of anime, I don’t hate anime, I just don’t like things for being anime. I watch it if it’s good, and what Mikoto suggests to me, I generally like, such as FULLO METAL ALCHEEEEEMIIIISTOOO. (Check out the end of the Full Metal Alchemist 2 trailer. Mikoto and I cracked up when we finally understood what the hell he was trying to say.)

Ah, I’m just bullshitting you guys, I’m just a cheap foil character to Mikoto. I feel like a bad anime. Woo hoo.

Mikoto: Another upside to having Lex as a writer here is that he’s a shouta! A frail, small, timid and cute shouta! Dammit, now I actually have someone to boss around and take advantage of.

Status Update : If you’re wondering why I haven’t posted crap yet, there’s 2 good reasons. One, Lost Odyssey is 4 disks long, and my 360 has RROD. I would review some old PS2 games, but that’s a frickin’ cop out. My second reason is that if we limit things to 1 post a day, then it looks like we’re updating more often. Yay.